Plastic Ipsum

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An "ex-wife." Oh no, trust me, I know exactly how to play it. But wait, aren't you *so* mad at Gretchen for telling me? Because if you are you can tell me, it was a really bitchy thing for her to do. Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed. That Cady girl is hot... she might even be hotter than Regina George. There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it. Hey, Africa. No... I just have a lot of feelings... I hear she does car commercials... in Japan. Because it's the same in every country. Is that a band? I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang. Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang! Gretchen Wieners had cracked. Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen! And he told her she was pretty. Yeah! Take your top off! Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops. Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives. Motherf - Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this! She asked me how to spell orange. I know, right? She doesn't even go here!

Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you. Damn, Africa, what happened? That's only okay when I say it! Can I help you? Oh please. I hate my calves. I mean no offense, but why would she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that. Hi, I don't know if anyone told you about me, I'm a new student here, my name is Cady Heron. Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you. Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets? Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color. To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care! You Puerto Rican? An "ex-wife." Why are you dressed so scary? Please stop talking. Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant -- and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. Get in loser, we're going shopping. Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes. And he told her she was pretty. I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you. Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang! I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.

Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh! My nana takes her wig off when she is drunk. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular. Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G! Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Because that vest was disgusting! There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it. You Puerto Rican? She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen. No... I just have a lot of feelings... Shut up. Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through! Why are you dressed so scary? I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him! Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar! Wow, Damian, you've truely out-gayed yourself. Oh my god, she's so annoying. That Cady girl is hot... she might even be hotter than Regina George. Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa. That's me. It's pronounced like Katie. Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat. Say crack again. Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.