Plastic Ipsum

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I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid! Can I help you? Um... the Spice Girls? I can't believe you think I like attention! Own it. It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X. Still true. I have really bad breath in the morning. Ashton Kutcher. The limit does not exist! I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs. I hear her hair's insured for $10,000. I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang. Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed. Who cares? Six of those girls are right! Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house. Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six! I know, right? She's fabulous, but she's evil. Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong. Happy holidays everybody! Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this! So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.

Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh! Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! Regina George is flawless. Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George. Just kidding. You still an asshole? I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch. "Too gay to function"!? She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Um, is there alcohol in this? I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular. Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs? Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives. An "ex-wife." Who cares? Six of those girls are right! I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy... Vintage, so adorable. Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady? What are marijuana tablets? She's fabulous, but she's evil. Wow, Damian, you've truely out-gayed yourself. Motherf - Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?

Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little... This isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar. The limit does not exist! Janis Ian - Dyke. Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets? Oh please. I hate my calves. Crack. Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. That's funny, put that in there. Yeah, he's almost too gay to function. Damn, Africa, what happened? That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops. I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you. Why are you dressed so scary? Um, is there alcohol in this? Welcome! If you're from Africa, why are you white? And if any freshmen tried to disturb that peace, well, let's just say we knew how to take care of it. Gretchen Wieners had cracked. I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see? What are "frenemies"? Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life! I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs. It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.